Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

Sehr wenig (very little). Ok, I can't take credit for those last couple words. I had to look it up on Google Translate. I do know what "sehr gut" means though, but didn't think that was fitting just yet.

I started German class last night. I go twice a week for a couple hours each time and am sure to be fluent in no time. My favorite phase so far is, "Noch einmal, bitte langsum" (Again, slower please).