Or maybe a quick-fix remedy to make this swelling go down? I got the pleasure of waking up this morning to a swollen right eye. My best guess is that it came from a bug bite, but I haven't completely ruled out Josh or Stella smacking me in the face last night. I swear these things only happen to me. What bug bites your eyelid? Why me? And, don't say it is because I am just sooooo sweet -- the bugs just can't resist me.